“You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch ’em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because you’re not on the team. Well, I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I … I can’t compete with that stuff.” — Moe Szyslak
“You know who’s really worried about Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon.” — Jay Leno (via movingalong) (via fuckyeahswineflu)
For the fashion-concious germaphobes and hypochondriacs.
Fashion Surgical Masks
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Little Ben discovers a horrifying new power.
(Original source of this power, and this comic are unknown)
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